You grew up in the 70s

You grew up in the 70s.

Proof:


Either you are young or you are old.
Old people grew up in the 70s.
You are not young.


∴ You grew up in the 70s.


Q.E.D.

You're fat.

You're fat.

Proof:


Everybody has a God-shaped hole.
God is infinite.
You're somebody.


∴ You're fat.


Q.E.D.

God Exists

God Exists


Proof:


My girlfriend broke up with me.

It made me sad.

Boo hoo.

∴ God exists.


Q.E.D.

You Shouldn't Learn About Religions That Aren't Christianity

This post is courtesy of Guy On Radio:

You shouldn't do things that are bad.

Proof:

You shouldn't do things that are bad.

Learning about religions that aren't Christianity is like flirting with women that aren't your wife.

Flirting with women that aren't your wife is bad.

Learning about religions that aren't Christianity is bad.


∴You shouldn't learn about religions that aren't Christianity.

Q.E.D.

I Probably Ate Chorizo

I Probably Ate Chorizo

Proof

If I have memory eating chorizo, my roommate says he has memory of us eating chorizo, and my burps taste like chorizo, I probably ate chorizo.

I have memory of eating chorizo.

My roommate says he has memory of us eating chorizo.

My burps taste like chorizo.

∴ I probably ate chorizo.


Q.E.D.

You Are Stupid

You are stupid.


Proof:

If you do not know the correct answer to a question commonly answered correctly by second grade students, you are stupid

There is a question that is commonly answered correctly by second grade students that you have not heard

If you have not heard a question, you cannot know the correct answer

There is a question commonly answered correctly by second grade students to which you cannot not know the correct answer

You do not know the correct answer to a question commonly answered correctly by second grade students

∴ You are stupid

Q.E.D.

The Mug Requires More Coffee

The mug requires more coffee.

Proof:

The mug is not filled with coffee
If the mug is not filled with coffee, it requires more coffee
∴ The mug requires more coffee


Q.E.D.

The Hat Was Where It Was Supposed To Be

The hat was where it was supposed to be.

Proof:

If the hat had not been where it was supposed to be, it would not have been where it was supposed to be.

The hat was where it was supposed to be.

∴ The hat was where it was supposed to be.

Q.E.D.

Your Butt Is A Moth!

Your butt is a moth.

Proof:


If your butt were not a moth, this blog would not be called "Your Butt Is A Moth".
This blog is titled "Your Butt Is A Moth".
∴ Your butt is a moth.


Q.E.D.