You Are Stupid

You are stupid.


Proof:

If you do not know the correct answer to a question commonly answered correctly by second grade students, you are stupid

There is a question that is commonly answered correctly by second grade students that you have not heard

If you have not heard a question, you cannot know the correct answer

There is a question commonly answered correctly by second grade students to which you cannot not know the correct answer

You do not know the correct answer to a question commonly answered correctly by second grade students

∴ You are stupid

Q.E.D.

The Mug Requires More Coffee

The mug requires more coffee.

Proof:

The mug is not filled with coffee
If the mug is not filled with coffee, it requires more coffee
∴ The mug requires more coffee


Q.E.D.

The Hat Was Where It Was Supposed To Be

The hat was where it was supposed to be.

Proof:

If the hat had not been where it was supposed to be, it would not have been where it was supposed to be.

The hat was where it was supposed to be.

∴ The hat was where it was supposed to be.

Q.E.D.