You Shouldn't Learn About Religions That Aren't Christianity

This post is courtesy of Guy On Radio:

You shouldn't do things that are bad.

Proof:

You shouldn't do things that are bad.

Learning about religions that aren't Christianity is like flirting with women that aren't your wife.

Flirting with women that aren't your wife is bad.

Learning about religions that aren't Christianity is bad.


∴You shouldn't learn about religions that aren't Christianity.

Q.E.D.

I Probably Ate Chorizo

I Probably Ate Chorizo

Proof

If I have memory eating chorizo, my roommate says he has memory of us eating chorizo, and my burps taste like chorizo, I probably ate chorizo.

I have memory of eating chorizo.

My roommate says he has memory of us eating chorizo.

My burps taste like chorizo.

∴ I probably ate chorizo.


Q.E.D.